I'd like a moment please...

So, do any of you have this problem? For whatever reason I just can't seem to go to the bathroom alone. I either have my 3 yr old walking in on my telling me I need privacy so people won't see my penis (yeah, not quite at the point where I tell him "boys have a penis and girls have a vagina") or I have my 1 yr old toddling in to find me and either want to sit on my lap or want to look through my legs to the water (and what-not) in the toilet! I mean, come on... since when did the bathroom become such a cool place to hang out!? BUT WAIT, I remembered how it was when I was growing up. Mom would inevitably need something while she was on the "pot" and we'd have to come in and talk to her or listen to a story of hers or whatever. I mean, I can REALLY recall the picture memory of my mom sitting on the toilet and me and my sisters sitting on the tub-which hurts your butt big time-gagging from the smell but for some reason or another being STUCK there. After contemplating this for a while I come to this conclusion. I think that when we were babies we also toddled into the bathroom to be close to mom. I'm sure she hated it every bit as much as I do but got tired of listening to the pounding on the door as well and gave in to our desires to follow her there. She must have just gotten so used to us being in there with her that she got to the point where she just could not "go" without us being there! So, my goal is to make sure that I do NOT get used to having my kids in the bathroom b/c I definitely do NOT want my grown kids one day to have a mental picture of me sitting on the "pot" trying to "go." From now on I think I'm going to say, "I'd like a moment please..." and lock the door so I can take care of business ALONE!